Ghost
“My moons better. Theres two of them
plus its perfectly round and hey I didn’t
show you. I asked first.”
”Than mine or the real one?
The thing with guys like you,
If nobody stops you, then
you’ll just do it.
And I’m not having that.“
“Hey I was trying to be friendly.
Maybe. Wanna see?”
"When people say not to tell
they don’t always mean you
should show them.
So please, Don’t.
I always preferred the real moon.”
”Oh burn. You wanna borrow my wrinkle cream? it’s some pretty good stuff.”
“Doesn’t seem to be doing too much, though.
Where do you apply it? Don’t tell me it’s your ass.”
”Please. I can see your wrinkles.”
“I bet you can see your own too without a mirror.”
“No, I insist. Age before beauty.”
“Then move your ass.”
”Get out of the way, pal.”
“Ladies first.”
