“What if I did?”
“I’ll treat your beloved suit like it’s copper.”

“We could have it all-
Suit yourself.”
"I can’t tell if you’re accepting
my no, or ignoring it. Do not
put me in that damn suit.”

“You wanna try it?
That’ll get you an answer.”
"I really prefer my feet on
solid ground. Thank you.”

“A little out of reach.”
“Will flying to the moon
split your body in two,
or what? Can’t be that
bad in the tin can….”

“Can you recommend anyone?”
“There’s the man on the moon?”

“Right. Sorry.
My heads full of ass right now.”
"That seems to be the case a lot.
Maybe you should see someone
about that."

“I could but.
But you wont let me show you my ass.”
”Words, Stark. I meant words.“

“Avenger size?
Thats gotta be pretty big.
No just average.
No boasting, well not exactly.”
"You couldn’t come up
with anything better?”

“My heads not big.
It’s of an average size.
Everything’s pretty average
asides from my butt.”
"Jesus Christ,
Am I glad you did not
take the opportunity to
say 'avenger size’.”

“Okay okay, fine.
I wasn’t going to do this but
it looks like I’ve not got a choice.
Show me your moon, then I’ll show you mine.
There’s nothing to be jealous about.”
"Was your helmet just a little
bit too tight for your big head today?”
